CW: I don’t know, I think I use the word ‘god’ a couple times, for something other than its ‘intended purpose.’
There are also a lot of white people.
The day started with these two, basically. Xeno hitting on Gilders, Gilders rejecting him. “Xeno, there are people watching…”
Instead, they head behind the wall to have some privacy.
But, eventually, they’re like ‘Okay! Gotta get back to our squad!’ And Xeno’s got Lyla, so Gilders has a chat with Dearborn…
But, then the match-making lady shows up, and Gilders doesn’t waste a minute. He’s like, “Hey! I’m Gilderoy! Give me a date”
But, the match-maker woman is like “Gilderoy Lockhart! The last thing you need is a random hook-up!”
And of course she knows who he is, everyone knows Gilderoy Lockhart. And that’s why she knows his surname, and the fact that he probably does not need a random date.
But, Gilderoy’s like “But, I’m great! And the world is missing out!”
So, finally she’s like “Alright, Gilderoy. Male or Female?”
How dare you! I don’t even own a closet!
(Gilderoy has clearly forgotten that he’s also a wizard.)
“Alright, fine. Here she is.” And, this random police woman drops from the sky…
She’s cute, but at the same time, this whole new woman walks by!
And, of course Gilderoy needs to introduce himself!
So, he chats with her for a bit, just long enough to make an impression. (And give her a make-over, because ohhhhhhhh my god, you should have seen her make-up before…)
Then, he’s on his way back to talk to his actual date, when a new girl shows up.
Gilderoy introduces himself, flirts with her... Then, Xeno comes over and flirts with him.
“Xeno, please! I am on a date!”
New Girl: “Wait, what?”
Meanwhile, Dearborn is entertaining the woman that Gilderoy is supposed to be romancing.
He still hasn’t spoken to his date, but Xeno’s talking to Lyla! He needs to stop them!
Or, he could finally PAY ATTENTION to the woman he’s on a date with!
He does, he flirts with her. She looks like a party clown. Yes, that’s her face.
Dearborn congratulates him on doing what he was supposed to be doing this whole time.
Meanwhile, Lyla is talking to the second girl that Gilderoy had ditched his date to flirt with. (He gave her a make-over too. She’s got more hair now. He can do that, he’s a wizard.)
“Hey, it’s Gilders! How’s your date?”
“Oh, yeah… I should probably find her…”
“Agh! I totally forgot that was there!”
“Just ignore that! I have mirrors! Shiny! Distracting! They have me in them!”
“Hi, guys! Still on my date!
(It’s amazing she hasn’t left him yet.)
“Alright! Now we need to work on your face! Because, I can’t date someone who looks like a party clown!”
Before/After: A simple change in make-up
Gilderoy steps back , and admires his work.
It’s suddenly night time.
Actual Date: Alberta Jorkins gets all judgey on Dearborn and 2nd girl (her name is Rose)’s dancing style.
“WTF is wrong with you? Dearborn’s great!”
He also kept you company all day, while Gilders had better things to do…
Gilders shows some actual loyalty, and dances with his bestie.
(It’s ‘Dancing Through Life’, apparently. And Gilders is Galinda)
Now, she can appreciate the art of the dance. Lyla joins in too.
Everybody’s having a dance party!
Everyone, except… *sad music plays*
Xeno’s Gilderoy’s fave, though.
He ends his date on a ‘good’ note.
(God knows, how he got there, he barely acknowledged her…)
Apparently, sensing Xeno’s sadness in his bones, Gilderoy heads off to find him.
Finally, appearing in a cloud of smoke beside him.
This seems to cheer him up, though!
They have about a moment alone.
But, then Rose, the 2nd shows up!
He asks her to leave too, but of course, she also must be kissed.
Xeno’s bored: He’s angsty today! Usually, that’s Gilderoy’s area of expertise!
Gilderoy decides to leave. He was very heterosexual today. A-
But, Xeno’s face…..
He stays for a little more platonic-friend time with Xeno.
Lyla and Dearborn also take advantage of some time alone.
Xeno’s back, though!
“Don’t mind me, just dancin’!”
Gilders comes back as well! And they all have one big, weird, blonde dance party.
(And the next day, they must all have their memories erased. None shall remember)